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The Crash Test

An uncut, uncensored series.

We asked the Massive Monkees to crash test coosh because we figured if coosh could stay on with the way they move, they could stay on doing just about anything.

The crew did not take the task lightly. Over the course of an entire day, the Massive Monkees did everything possible to shake the coosh out of its comfortable spot. Many forgot it was even there. The coosh stood triumphant at the end of the day. See the proof for yourself.

Massive Monkees Meet coosh

When Iron Mike Brysen mysteriously appears late to a meeting, it turns out he has a good reason: he was convinced by two scientists that wanted him to try something called a "coosh headset." Jeromeskee has his applied neatly to his ear without messing up his hair, and then busts a quick run that would have knocked other headsets to the ground. While the boys are testing coosh, Ana discovers it's possible to dance and talk on the phone at the same time. It's not going to be that easy to crash coosh.

Takin' It To The Streets

The Crew wants to take the crash test to the streets and see what they can do. Tim The Pit flips into his patented footwork, this time on rocky concrete. Granite Rok jumps off Twixx's back and tests coosh's high altitude performance. Twixx flips over a car, with approval from the scientists. So Iron Mike Brysen flips off Twixx's chest when he poses in triumph next to the automobile. Juseboogy shatters Iron Mike Brysen's windshield. The chase begins.

Stunt Doubles

Tim the Pit and Granite Rok have grown tired of the scientist's endless data collection. They decide to call for back up, and in a show of dominant behavior the Crew displays its ancient ways of crash testing. The coosh is in the center of the action not giving an inch, and the scientists take a few bumps and bruises. Still the coosh won't budge.

The Ultimate Test

Friends and relatives join them at the park, and quickly see the Crew is all business. Massive Monkees are known for routines and they try some signature steps that have made headlines at International competitions. coosh performs at full speed without restricting the movement. The real test however is the test of time. Lil Lazy performs the legendary "armbar" routine and he hits a few more rotations then he ever has at a battle. The coosh receives a perfect score... Is a rematch crash test in sight?

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"Explosive and amazing dancer but sometimes gets a Lil Lazy."
by Iron Mike Brysen

"Sharp, precise, clean... Almost perfect."
by Iron Mike Brysen

"Super-emotional, super-clumsy!"
by Ana Banana Freeze

"He is explosive on the floor. Humble and laid back..."
by Jeromeskee

"She is very fiesty."
by Lil Lazy

"Brad Pitt in Asian form. And will smoke anybody in footwork."
by Tim the Pit

"Is a battle cat. Tell him to flip over a car and he'll do it."
by Jeromeskee

"He is a crazy guy, but in a good way.."
by Tim the Pit

You needed proof,
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"Those DJ style cups might sound great and make you look like an aficionado, but the cartilage in your ears feels the pain of prolonged use, and no matter how compact those ear buds are, the sound could always be better. Enter Coosh, headphones designed not only to fit comfortably and stay on, but to deliver high quality sound and look dope doing it. The adjustable ear-pieces come equipped with little pluses, like an inline mic for phone use and a right angle jack so that your music doesn't stop dead when you accidentally yank at the cord (you know it's happened to you a hundred times)."

"Putting them in is an easy task, made easier with the silicone rings. No matter how much jumping about I do, the things just won’t fall out. I have been walking, running and jumping now, and the headset has not moved."

"Again, since there’s padding on the actual earphones themselves, covering the usually sharp seam between the metal grill and the earphone plastic, these earphones can spend the whole day in your ears."